my faves are:
Groundskeeper Willie - "AHHH, me cabin's filled with vreamed corn. I'll have to eat me way out."
Mr. Burns - "I see the Pawknee Indians have returned. Probably want their souls back."
Calamity~Jack
Favorite Answer
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
«●тнє яєтυяи●»
Homer: That's the most exciting thing that's happened since Haley's comet collided with the moon!
?
Lisa: "You know, Bart, Pablo Neruda said that laughter is the window to the soul."
Bart (dryly): "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda."
Jimbo: "Now my pants are chafing me!"
Conan I
the lie detector ,when homer was ask do you understand
~::JAEL::~
Homer: lingual dead?
Lingual: lingual IS dead.