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What is your favorite thing ever said on the Simpsons?
my faves are:
Groundskeeper Willie - "AHHH, me cabin's filled with vreamed corn. I'll have to eat me way out."
Mr. Burns - "I see the Pawknee Indians have returned. Probably want their souls back."
7 Answers
- Calamity~JackLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
- «●тнє яєтυяи●»Lv 71 decade ago
Homer: That's the most exciting thing that's happened since Haley's comet collided with the moon!
- Hot PatataLv 61 decade ago
Lisa: "You know, Bart, Pablo Neruda said that laughter is the window to the soul."
Bart (dryly): "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda."
Jimbo: "Now my pants are chafing me!"
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
do'h!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
"Haha!"
