Make the checkout lady call the cops?

For a laugh name the 4 things you would take to the checkout counter to make the checkout lady freak out and call the cops or at least follow you out and write down your license number.

2008-05-16T19:02:38Z

You can use some of the same things others list but I just want to see how many weird combinations, also she dont have to call the cops, she can just be disgusted or look at you strange.

2008-05-18T15:03:53Z

Papa McCain you having an offday?
Try to remember, ask Buk, how about hot dogs, KY jelly, listerine and ear plugs?

2008-05-18T15:04:15Z

Papa McCain you having an offday?
Try to remember, ask Buk, how about hot dogs, KY jelly, listerine and ear plugs?

mom_2scotty2008-05-16T18:50:57Z

Favorite Answer

candy, toys, duct tape and rope

?2016-05-25T01:57:06Z

Lol, wanting to be a Cop myself I didn't take too kindly to the second one. Nah, I'm kidding. They were all Legend, actually made me laugh :D.

geekedaj2008-05-18T16:01:17Z

OK... my boyfriend came up with...
1) A bag of lye
2)A bottle of Jack Daniels
3)A Butcher's knife
4) A shovel
he's good at coming up with that weird crap for a morbid laugh...u 2 would get along GREAT!! LOL

Polly Ester (Punky redux)2008-05-19T18:21:17Z

Lots of cough syrup
A case of lighters
Bunch of metal spoons
and cotton balls.

Papa McCain2008-05-16T18:53:50Z

I sat here for quite a while trying to think of things.... I can't top that first answer, it's perfect.

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