Dont you wish life was like this???

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THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
 
The girl said: 'NO!'
 
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.  She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweatpants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

Resh · Accepted Answer

lol, daz true yes!!!
but only a fairy tale for real.
jus thing morning i wash, in the basket have, bout 4 piece of clothes that is mine, an bout 6 draws, 8 pair ah socks, 5 shirts, 3 jeans, 10 white jerseys an bout 7 boxers..
arrrggghhh.....
man is stress yes!!
lol, cyah live without them though, hehe..

gillings · Answer

2 roads diverged in a timber, and that i— I took the only much less traveled by making use of, And that has made all the version. -Robert Frost If existence have been basic, we'd in no way be waiting to individualize ourselves. you're meant to chop up your self from the lazies, upward thrust above the individuals who do no longer care, and be triumphant whilst others supply up. the excellent approach you will have above existence is to make certain its stumbling blocks as a project and an probability to enhance. you won't continually win, yet once you have given it your superb shot you may a minimum of expertise proud which you probably did no longer supply up without attempting.

Anonymous · Answer

There was one in Jamaica, Anny Palmer, the white witch of Rose Hall, one of her many lovers kill her, 
the end.

julien · Answer

DAT is scary tale mama !!!
But doh forget the other part, yes man whe de man never had to mind ah anorexic slut who cud never dress and always on xtc

Anonymous · Answer

no i would rather have life how it is cuz 1 even if i had all that stuff i would still want to be close to some one (not in a physical way). 2 i would always feel like i was missing out on something greater in life and 3 to me that life style would get rather old.

Dont you wish life was like this???

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