Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Dont you wish life was like this???

THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweatpants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

Update:

curious, remember no where in this story it said that she did all that by herself eh...it said that she had many lovers and that she didnt get married.

8 Answers

Relevance
  • Resh
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol, daz true yes!!!

    but only a fairy tale for real.

    jus thing morning i wash, in the basket have, bout 4 piece of clothes that is mine, an bout 6 draws, 8 pair ah socks, 5 shirts, 3 jeans, 10 white jerseys an bout 7 boxers..

    arrrggghhh.....

    man is stress yes!!

    lol, cyah live without them though, hehe..

  • 5 years ago

    2 roads diverged in a timber, and that i— I took the only much less traveled by making use of, And that has made all the version. -Robert Frost If existence have been basic, we'd in no way be waiting to individualize ourselves. you're meant to chop up your self from the lazies, upward thrust above the individuals who do no longer care, and be triumphant whilst others supply up. the excellent approach you will have above existence is to make certain its stumbling blocks as a project and an probability to enhance. you won't continually win, yet once you have given it your superb shot you may a minimum of expertise proud which you probably did no longer supply up without attempting.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There was one in Jamaica, Anny Palmer, the white witch of Rose Hall, one of her many lovers kill her,

    the end.

  • julien
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    DAT is scary tale mama !!!

    But doh forget the other part, yes man whe de man never had to mind ah anorexic slut who cud never dress and always on xtc

    Source(s): gosh man i have to bat for meh brothers out dey lol
  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no i would rather have life how it is cuz 1 even if i had all that stuff i would still want to be close to some one (not in a physical way). 2 i would always feel like i was missing out on something greater in life and 3 to me that life style would get rather old.

  • 1 decade ago

    dat is too good to be true... but in dis day an age, if she bein promiscuous it have consequences..... den again it is what it is.... a fairy tale!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I do pity her though - she sounds lonely

    *EDIT*

    I hear yuh, then maybe she has different "child fadders" - that's a whole new concept

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That is so amazing! Ain't that the devil?

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.