hottawarrior - win lose or draw

every time my laptop boots, a window 'nero.bat' loads and runs thru a series of 'system32' files, all of whom access is denied. What is it, what does it do and how do i get rid of it?

Our annual Easter family get together is fast approaching, and we are looking for somewhere new to go. Over the past 4 years we have already been to: Wedding then Tobago, a nature resort in Tobago, Cousin's wedding (yeah after the wedding we could only go home and sleep lol ), and Guest house in Mayaro.

Please note that the age group ranges from about 1yr up to 85+. And where ever we go has to be easily accessable (one aunt had hip replacement done).

Preferably someplace that is airconditioned with a pool(s) or very close to the sea. The more wash/bathrooms there are the better.

If you know of anywhere please describe, give area and preferable contact info. thanks

Now i know that we try to stay positive here, but i needed to share this with all my peeps living in T&T. I got this as an email....if its true, then consider your self warned and be careful, if its not...well...consider yourself warned and still be careful.

All,

Tonight my wife received a call from a 'Miss Candice Wight' who indicated that she was calling on behalf of TSTT. Ms. Wight informed us that our number was one of six randomly picked and that we had won $2,000 worth in groceries from HiLo as well as a 'Bikini Swimwear' package and an opportunity to win a further US $50,000. As such, she said she needed to get further information on my wife. The questions were:

· Are you Spanish, Indian, ***** or Mixed

· How old are you

· Are you tall or short

· Are you slim or fat

By this time, my wife was becoming increasingly suspicious and decided to curtail the interview. During this time, Ms. Wight asked if anyone was standing next to my wife as she was receiving static on the line (there was no static on our line). My wife obviously lied and said 'Yes, my family is here', to which Ms Wight asked my wife to move away from the person. The final question was " Are you pretty, average or not pretty/ugly" . She also gave a call back number 623 1925. When I returned home a few minutes later and tried it, it was deemed 'Not in Service'.

Based on the questions, it seems quite obvious that this is a scam to get information from people either to rob or kidnap them. I will be most amazed if this is indeed a TSTTT promotion, as it is poorly thought out.

Please pass this on to those you know living in Trinidad and Tobago, as it looks like yet another scam to further frustrate the honest, hard working people of this country.

Regards,

Richard J. Mohammed

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A set of jump leads walk into a bar.

The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says:

'A beer please, and one for the road.'

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:

'Does this taste funny to you ?'

7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'

'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.'

'Is it common ?'

'Well, It's Not Unusual.'

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'

'I don't believe you,' says Dolly.

'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs !'

The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms !'

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says, 'Dam !'

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were a bit cold, so they lit a fire in the craft.

It sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel,

And were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to

Disperse.

'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.

'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.'

The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.'

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, 'They're twins ! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,

Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,

He suffered from bad breath.

This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) .....

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Ive had the same figure for top answerer for at least 2 months! i would like to know my true tally!

i gave a question a thumbs down in error and i really wanted to give it a thumbs up. is there anywhere to change my vote?

im feeling pretty good about these public holidays nah (heheheheheheh)...short weeks are the BESTTTTTTTT. imagine today is Monday...and tomorrow is Friday. God, i love it!!

ohh, and Posse, allyuh need to let me know who is what, so i could know who i going and drop big hints to about being invited by them for all t hese religious holidays. eid coming up, divali coming up...HINT, HINT!

athletes advance to the next round of the Mens 100M race at the Olympics last night??!!!!!!!

so like everybody else who at work and dont have a television in d office, i was online and just happened to come across this. it just brought back memories of how things used to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvQ1-dYjAcQ&feature...

Since trinituner.com is about motor racing etc and cars on d whole.....whe sumintra and d boy with the good rubber slipper come from?

And further more....what is a diplomatic plate?

(being a true trini i went scoping out the site)

ok, Friggy, Saturday gone, and i in suspense. tell d posse what Tattoo you got nah? and then post a link.

Ok, so i went macoing nah, and i tried all the other T&T sections, surprisingly the Canada section has most of the question that we have however the best answerer is "TriniGirl" with 32 answers, lol and ashti is second with 17...goooooooo ashti!!!

and the top answerer for Agrentina has 1 best answer. WOW!!! no questions there though

Places like Australia and NZ dont have a top answerer, but like canada dey also have most of the questions that we do.

ok i give up, how do they determine which questions get posted in which T&T section?

Ok, hear what, meh aunt and two cousins coming down for ah 10 days (sounding like dey working URP lol) any hows, we already going to some show Tommy Joseph having at d end of the month, but we have a choise of going "down d islands" or Harry's in Rio Claro? Tabaquite? i not exactly sure where nah. so does anybody know where Harrys is and have been there an thing?

d thing about down the island is that:

1. is ah pirogue i hadda go in

2. i not sure what island dey planning on going on

3. i prefer to have dry land under my feet unless is ah BIG boat...this thing bout being able to trail my hand in d water is NOT my idea of fun

4. and i dont particularly care to be out on an island that i can walk across in one day. at least at Harrys i can call a taxi and have them drive down to Tabaquite and come get me.

5. see next thing boat stop work in d middle of d sea...it have sharks out there!

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers, step fathers, grandfathers and grandmothers, uncles, single mothers doing the job of fathers, and siblings who have stepped in to assist.

To TS, Julien and everyone else, Have a Blessed day.

ok, so Darren A apologizing to friggy... somebody tell meh what he do plz, and why he want to pick her up at the airport?

Frigg i would soo much here this story from you eh, but ah know jules, AD and dem will give me the ENTIRE story. lol

THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweatpants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

actually, my mom and her 2 sisters bday is late July early August, we (my cuzs and i) told them we will sponser a trip to Tobago for the weekend for rest and relaxation. I'm looking for a guest house for them to stay for 2 nights.

PS. please keep in mind that there are two 'only child" paying for their mom to stay in Tobago, so Hilton Tobago is NOT an option.

ohhhh, and dey boldface, dey want it to be close to town (me ent know if they talking scarborough town or crown point town. but it must be close to town - "they want to be able to walk to get something to eat....they have no intention of cooking". and since i sure dey cant find their way around in Tobago, it ent making much sense bringing the car.

HELP!!!!!!

some one mentioned that they set up a fund and ended up with about $250 to get an iphone. I would like some details about said fund please.

The new Nokia N96 is due out 3rd Quarter of this year, im hoping that my fund will make about $300 - $500 so i can buy myself a phone....unless some trusting soul out there would like to do me the honours.

there are like 5 new questions and the rest of the page is filled with questions that has been resolved more than 3 weeks ago.

anybody, i mean anybody at all tried to make an appointment for the new passport and got thru to the number? i have been trying whole day and only busy tone. it sooo frustrating!

none ah allyuh ent know anybody who working in TTPost call center? ah just need two dates, one for meh friend who in NY ASAP, and one for me some time in August (when ah finally get back meh ID card).

and then ah need ah US VISA, but ah know they going and take meh hard earned $800+ and tell me that no because "ah going and stay and i ent have no ties to the country".

They obviously ent realise that T&T sweet too bad!!!