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SYDNEY (Reuters) - Today, a group of monks and goat herders and one lost old woman with dementia, who inadvertently got mixed up with the group, gave The Pope a carrot cake in the shape of Moses' staff, 2 tickets to see a California Angels baseball game and a stress ball in the shape of Pamela Anderson's left bosom.

According to the MIC [Monk in Charge] who briefed reporters about the private lunch, The Pope smiled, saluted the old woman, then slapped everyone with a medium sized smoked sausage and squeezed the stress ball happily, as he shouted out "Ollie ollie oxen free!!" 14 times.


Do you think the carrot cake should have been in the shape of a burning bush instead?

Anonymous2008-07-23T16:31:10Z

Favorite Answer

I think my page must be broken. All I have one mine is some boring stuff about some stupid elections and a wrinkly-bosomed old coot running for president.

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Anonymous2008-07-23T13:53:24Z

That depends on a couple of factors.
1. If the carrot cake had cream cheese frosting, then it should be in the shape of Pamela Anderson's left bosom.
2. The best cake to use for a "Moses Staff" design is red velvet cake.
3. A proper burning bush cake should be made from a ganache-filled cherry cake with buttercreme frosting and those little candy sprinkles on it.

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Anonymous2008-07-23T13:53:59Z

Whoa, the Pope said that. Oh my, I can't believe he'd say such things. And where did the sauages come from he hit people with? Now the stress ball we can all use. Hmmmmm, very interesting I'd say. Now would be a good time to go see him and be blessed by him while he's stoned off his rocker.
Burning Bush most definitely.

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little babby celeste2008-07-23T13:47:06Z

The carrot cake should have been a replica of the Popemobile.

Where can I get me some of 'dat Pope sausage? I'm hungry.

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Anonymous2008-07-23T14:04:21Z

Somehow I missed that. Thank you for the update. That will be big news for sausage slappers everywhere! Since the Pope is German, can we assume that it was a bratwurst?

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