Poll: Did you read this interesting article on the Yahoo News homepage?

I think my page must be broken. All I have one mine is some boring stuff about some stupid elections and a wrinkly-bosomed old coot running for president.

That depends on a couple of factors.

1. If the carrot cake had cream cheese frosting, then it should be in the shape of Pamela Anderson's left bosom.

2. The best cake to use for a "Moses Staff" design is red velvet cake.

3. A proper burning bush cake should be made from a ganache-filled cherry cake with buttercreme frosting and those little candy sprinkles on it.

Whoa, the Pope said that. Oh my, I can't believe he'd say such things. And where did the sauages come from he hit people with? Now the stress ball we can all use. Hmmmmm, very interesting I'd say. Now would be a good time to go see him and be blessed by him while he's stoned off his rocker.

Burning Bush most definitely.

The carrot cake should have been a replica of the Popemobile.

Where can I get me some of 'dat Pope sausage? I'm hungry.

Somehow I missed that. Thank you for the update. That will be big news for sausage slappers everywhere! Since the Pope is German, can we assume that it was a bratwurst?

Sometimes, if I'm bored enough. But most of the time.. nah lol

haha. On my homepage yesterday I read a lovely article about the origin of vibrators.

WHich sort of sounds like your story....actually..

I wanna be slapped with a smoked sausage...

*cries*

I think that actually WAS one of Pamela's bosoms, you know, one of those she had removed... I'm sure they got it on ebay!

the pope did that to me once... it's not nearly as fun as it sounds... i've had this terrible itch in my panties ever since then...