What are some good sports jokes?

Here is mine. A man and his dog walk into a bar on Sunday to watch the Vikings game. The bartender tells him if he gets any complaints, the dog and him are out the door. The guy sits down and the dog jumps up onto the stool next to him and puts his front paws on the bar. Both are watching the game intently. The Vikings drive down the field and kick a field goal. The dog jumps onto the bar and walks down the line of stools giving everyone a high 5 then returns to his seat and sits down. The bartender, amazed, says "Christ, what does he do if we score a touchdown?" The guy smiles and responds, " I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!" ( I didn't hear this joke until we traded Randy Moss).

Anonymous2008-09-24T17:12:57Z

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Where is your wife?
There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Baseball World Series final. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was way up there. He couldn't see the game, so he began looking around.

Close to the field he saw an empty seat, so he decided to go down there. He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was seating there.

The man replied, 'No.' So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation.

'Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?!?'

The man answers, 'Oh, that was my wife's seat.'

'Where is she?' the guy replied.

'She died.'

'Oh, I'm sorry ... don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?'

'No, they couldn't come.'

'Why?'

'Because they are at her funeral.'

heres another one
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Baseball Promise
Two baseball players promised each other. If one of them died first, he will come back as a ghost to tell if there was baseball in heaven.

So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news.'

Then the other person says, 'tell me.'

So he says, 'The good news is there is baseball in heaven, but the bad news is that you are pitching tomorrow.'

loveinabucketofsalt2008-09-24T17:04:57Z

lol