What are some good sports jokes?
Here is mine. A man and his dog walk into a bar on Sunday to watch the Vikings game. The bartender tells him if he gets any complaints, the dog and him are out the door. The guy sits down and the dog jumps up onto the stool next to him and puts his front paws on the bar. Both are watching the game intently. The Vikings drive down the field and kick a field goal. The dog jumps onto the bar and walks down the line of stools giving everyone a high 5 then returns to his seat and sits down. The bartender, amazed, says "Christ, what does he do if we score a touchdown?" The guy smiles and responds, " I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!" ( I didn't hear this joke until we traded Randy Moss).