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Isn't golf a great sport? (joke)?
Two women playing Golf
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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@pick mine as the best answer lov
I'm not going to jump through hoops for you here, quit rating my jokes. if they get you to laugh, then that's all I want. I'm not looking to be the best joke teller, I just want people to laugh.
@spyder
[pick mine as the best answer lov]
is not a troll, just a critic who is trying to objectively rate jokes. Last I checked, I'm not competing for anything and don't need answers like his setting the tone for all other responses. Seriously, just enjoy the damn joke or not and quit grading me.
@tiff
HAHAHA!!!
I think that was one of the first jokes I've told.
17 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
that one is funny!!
here is one for ya
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white on its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hon, this looks like yours!'"
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EDIT: i love this joke its like one of my favs =)
- 1 decade ago
a bit old, since I have heard this joke being told in Russian, Spanish, English, and even Chinese
but it is sure funny as hell
- 1 decade ago
hahah haha haha haha haha
very very clever. You make me laugh so hard I split my sides.
Dont let under rated, raters bother you.
the people who have fanned you did so due to your exceptional tallent.
keep up the very good work and have a lovelly day
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'm an avid reader of your jokes and I find all of them really funny.
Thanks Dr. Bebop. This is better than Reader's Digest. haha.
- MicheleLv 45 years ago
I laughed a few times Why do they call things the stupidest things? Ball washer Shaft Hole , need I say more?
