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It would help if you weren't that crappy shade of "Tangerine Orange" with primer showing.
revenginator ✘ is still alive
If you were made from Plymouth Duster parts, you'd break down every two days. Try not breaking down at all, and soon they will realize their folly.
Politely Dazed
Start making "vroom vroom" noises.
No American automobile would last that long and he'll just assume you're a robot made from imported auto parts.
May not cause your main problem but at least one will be solved.
lobo27
Ask it if fishing net patterns should be left on it's brain with a branding iron before breakfast
That should distract it for a bit.
Futility Knife
Who cares?!? Just take him to the blackjack tables in Vegas and make a fortune, ala Rainman!