Have you ever sold the kidneys from a couple of friends you can't stand?....?
To the Serbian Mafia and then gave them a plane tickets for two to Dubrovnik as birthday gift?
To the Serbian Mafia and then gave them a plane tickets for two to Dubrovnik as birthday gift?
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You read my mind! Got them on Craig's List right now ..... Really need the cash, cuz 'it's the most wonderful time of the year ... ding, dong, ding, dong' ...........
Anonymous
Why do you want to know this. Are you conducting a survey so that you can quote obscure statistics at German dinner parties.
"Mmmmm nice sausages Hans, did you know that 67 out of 89 answerers that expressed a preference would not admit to having sold the kidneys of their associates and of those 67 12 had then offered holidays in Dubrovnik to their victims?"
" Yes Gunter, these are the finest sausages of the 482 sausages i have eaten this week. The fascinating statistic that you espouse puts me in mind of a joke I heard about dust"
Loosey™
It was a dark and dusty night. The dusty kidneys lay in their dusty bin, soon to be sold to Dusty Sbervozvrotnizch, a dust sweeper at the dusty Serbian Mafia headquarters. Suddenly, the door flew open, scattering the dust particles. The Stazi screamed "Hande hoch, schnell, mein Gott, was ist es mit dem Staub???" The dusty kidney thieves raised their dust covered hands and surrendered the dusty kidneys without resistance. The Stazi "Operation Dust Up" was complete.
Anonymous
Not to the Serbian mafia the language barrier was causing problems but I'm currently in negotiations with the Brazillian Mafia...... tickets to Dubrovnik not a bad idea........... but i need more than two ......... you see i do this on a daily basis i usually just give them vouchers to selfridges..............
Anonymous
I tried but the Mafia said it was damaged goods