How good can I expect the local Pentecostal church's production of "Cabaret" to be?

Sister Helen Granowitter is playing Sally Bowles.

Anonymous2008-12-10T19:59:39Z

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If Sister Helen can pop half as many pills as Liza, it could be quite good indeed.

Anonymous2008-12-10T20:54:55Z

They only kick each other you know. hehe Most of them are living the cabaret life to begin with. Just getting on stage and acting natural should do it. lol

?2008-12-10T19:33:10Z

Listening to Vogon poetry and Arthur Dent whining might be a more pleasant experience.

Anonymous2008-12-10T19:31:32Z

Pentecostal churches are scary places.

bad tim2008-12-10T21:15:24Z

'money makes the world go round' ought to be a show-stopper.

i'm picturing church ladies in knee-length house coats inflating globes to demonstrate the change in theology from flat earth to scientific reality while flashy preachers toss monopoly money in the air.

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