How good can I expect the local Pentecostal church's production of "Cabaret" to be?

If Sister Helen can pop half as many pills as Liza, it could be quite good indeed.

They only kick each other you know. hehe Most of them are living the cabaret life to begin with. Just getting on stage and acting natural should do it. lol

Listening to Vogon poetry and Arthur Dent whining might be a more pleasant experience.

Pentecostal churches are scary places.

'money makes the world go round' ought to be a show-stopper.

i'm picturing church ladies in knee-length house coats inflating globes to demonstrate the change in theology from flat earth to scientific reality while flashy preachers toss monopoly money in the air.

Crikey! Have they read it? I tremble at the thought of what they might do to Sally.

You have GOT to be joking!

It will either be amusing (intentionally or not) - or gawdawful. I'd put %s at 10-90.

I would expect a level of quality approaching that of Vogon poetry....

RITFLMAO.

But who's directing? Ed Wood?

It will not be quite the same with prairie dresses instead of lingerie, but the Nazi uniforms will fit right in....