tell me is this joke funny ?
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
i got it from someone and i think its funny
don't thank me thank the person i got it from
heres another one
A Blondes Year In Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….wrong instructions….8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing…….couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm….
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is “C”….isn’t it???
October
Hate M & M’s….they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn’t call 911 …… “duh”…..there’s no “eleve