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Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
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heres another one
A Blondes Year In Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….wrong instructions….8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing…….couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm….
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is “C”….isn’t it???
October
Hate M & M’s….they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn’t call 911 …… “duh”…..there’s no “eleve
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lol very very good love word play jokes...reminds me of this one
She offered, he honor her offer,and all night long he was honor and offer.
- bilbo bLv 41 decade ago
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Good bar.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd
you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure
Almond Joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that
this little Twix had the Red Hoots.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went
up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky
Way.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chick let, no kinky stuff.” I
said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why
don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)
She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed
my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my
Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and
complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
- 5 years ago
Not bad at all. Here's a couple for you Did you know why the gay bloke was disappointed with his trip to London? He found out Big Ben was a clock! Did you hear about the Irish **********? He choked on the feathers!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thats hilarious.
clever wording.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL kewl right words
- Anonymous1 decade ago
YES XD its sooo funny :)
