Anyone have any amazing pick-up lines?

Hey guys,
Me and my boyfriend has this fetish for using cheesy pick-up lines.
Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Vivo, Rideo, Amo2009-01-12T06:05:00Z

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ok this is a dialogue

Guy: Excuse me, do you have a phone?

Girl: Yes i do, why?

Guy: Can i use it please? I need to ring God, he is missing one of his angels.

haha cheeesy!

fromthesea2009-01-12T00:11:56Z

do u work at a grocery store becauase ur checking me out!

Anonymous2009-01-11T23:33:59Z

I forgot my library card... but could I still check you out!

Insert Original Nickname Here™2009-01-11T23:23:36Z

Do you mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?

That one cracked me up!

Desperado2009-01-11T23:23:22Z

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" Together

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