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Anyone have any amazing pick-up lines?

Hey guys,

Me and my boyfriend has this fetish for using cheesy pick-up lines.

Gimme Gimme Gimme!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ok this is a dialogue

    Guy: Excuse me, do you have a phone?

    Girl: Yes i do, why?

    Guy: Can i use it please? I need to ring God, he is missing one of his angels.

    haha cheeesy!

  • 1 decade ago

    do u work at a grocery store becauase ur checking me out!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I forgot my library card... but could I still check you out!

  • Do you mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?

    That one cracked me up!

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  • 1 decade ago

    If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" Together

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    do you work for fed ex? cause i saw you checking out my package.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I lost my number. Can I have yours?

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