Why does my friend constantly refer to himself in the third-person?
Let's call him "M". "M" tends to be melodramtic at times, but he's a good friend nontheless. BUT, he constantly refers to himself in the third-person, saying stuff like, "Oh, 'M' doesn't deserve this", and so on. It can get very annoying; let me tell ya.
He's not dumb, or young.
So why the h*** does he always do this?!?!
He has a bit of a confusing personality; I don't think that it's how he acts arrogant. He DOES, however, have a constant, 'oh, woe is me!' attitude. And I'm not going to cut him loose- I've known him for six years.
...and you know, now that I think of it, he is a little absorbed with himself- he always sees himself negatively, and has to rub my face in it each time I talk to him. Any suggestions are welcome.