Give me your best Chuck Norris joke!!!?
Whichever is the funniest will get best answer.
I love these jokes and wanna see what you will come up with :) thanks.
Whichever is the funniest will get best answer.
I love these jokes and wanna see what you will come up with :) thanks.
Anonymous
Favorite Answer
People piss there name in snow Chuck Norris pisses his name on cement
Anonymous
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? all of it
Chuck norris's keyboard has no ctrl button, no-one controls chuck norris.
Chuck norris round housed kicked a salesman... over the phone
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
TNT was originally developed by chuck norris for curing indegestion
The pen is mightier than the sword. But only if chuck norris is holding the pen
Chuck norris touched M.C.hammer
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck norris makes onions cry
If you google 'chuck norris getting his *** kicked' there will be 0 results. It just doesn't happen. ( lawl, you do but who gives a damn)
Anonymous
1.Everyday before the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks he's closet for Chuck Norris.
2.If you have Five dollars and Chuck Norris has Five dollars, he has more then you
3.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
5.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Koffee
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Ace
Jesus is able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.