Give me your best Chuck Norris joke!!!?

People piss there name in snow Chuck Norris pisses his name on cement

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? all of it

Chuck norris's keyboard has no ctrl button, no-one controls chuck norris.

Chuck norris round housed kicked a salesman... over the phone

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

TNT was originally developed by chuck norris for curing indegestion

The pen is mightier than the sword. But only if chuck norris is holding the pen

Chuck norris touched M.C.hammer

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck norris makes onions cry

If you google 'chuck norris getting his *** kicked' there will be 0 results. It just doesn't happen. ( lawl, you do but who gives a damn)

1.Everyday before the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks he's closet for Chuck Norris.

2.If you have Five dollars and Chuck Norris has Five dollars, he has more then you

3.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

5.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Jesus is able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

when chuck norris jumps into water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris

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