What position should I play?

I'm 5'8" tall, I weigh 1800 pounds, and I have a 72" horn spread. My diet consists mainly of hay and water, and I pretty much poop wherever I want. What position should I play?

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Hook 'Em!

2009-04-24T11:29:32Z

Blibity, that Jamarcus Russell crack made me LOL!

2009-04-24T15:21:27Z

Interesting. There are good arguments for playing center and a good argument against playing center. Maybe I should pursue a modeling career. With my beefy size I would give new meaning to the term "super-model."

Anonymous2009-04-25T05:46:33Z

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With a 72 inch horn spread you could be a center and block for J Russ. At 1800 pounds J Russ could jump on your back and you take him into the end zone.

Jenn Brewers ∂ Packers Girl2009-04-24T13:31:23Z

How are you with speed? That could make a huge difference. And I'm assuming you have more lean mass due to the steady diet of hay. Good thing you drink water, hopefully enough because the fiber can cause digestive problems. Of course, you state that you do poop the bull chips wherever you want. Kind of your own personal slip and slide, hmm.

Nose Tackle? You could take up a lot of space in the center. Just a thought. Good Luck.

Just In Time!2009-04-24T20:30:08Z

I think you would make a good punt or kick returner just catch the ball with one of your horns lower your head and head for the end zone. Who in there right freaking mind would try and tackle you, surely not the water boy. The only set back to this position would be the extra expense of a new football for the opposing team every time you flatten the ball with your horns.

By the way, Bevo's eyes looks like he is very pissed off or very hungry not really for sure which. I thought maybe he was pissed off because OU had just laid the smack down on the Longhorns again. Sorry Bevo but i just had to throw that in there. LOL!

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yahooAnswersDude "play shooting guard, sometimes small forward. I am a 3-point shooter, who can also drive and finish with a finger roll. On defence, I mark the other teams point guard as I am usually a bit bigger than them, but also faster than them, so I can shut them out of the game" -um what??? You should stop taking those drugs, BTW this is a rugby league section. play second row, winger, centre. mostly because of my powerful running and extremely reliable tackling ability. Prefer winger or center. but i wouldn't call myself a utility.

Gina2009-04-24T11:27:06Z

I think that Bevo would be a good offensive linemen. That 72" horn spread could block multiple players. A team wouldn't have to double block anyone with your on the line. The only problem would be the poop. We don't want our QB slipping and getting injured on that.

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