What position should I play?

With a 72 inch horn spread you could be a center and block for J Russ. At 1800 pounds J Russ could jump on your back and you take him into the end zone.

How are you with speed? That could make a huge difference. And I'm assuming you have more lean mass due to the steady diet of hay. Good thing you drink water, hopefully enough because the fiber can cause digestive problems. Of course, you state that you do poop the bull chips wherever you want. Kind of your own personal slip and slide, hmm.

Nose Tackle? You could take up a lot of space in the center. Just a thought. Good Luck.

I think you would make a good punt or kick returner just catch the ball with one of your horns lower your head and head for the end zone. Who in there right freaking mind would try and tackle you, surely not the water boy. The only set back to this position would be the extra expense of a new football for the opposing team every time you flatten the ball with your horns.

By the way, Bevo's eyes looks like he is very pissed off or very hungry not really for sure which. I thought maybe he was pissed off because OU had just laid the smack down on the Longhorns again. Sorry Bevo but i just had to throw that in there. LOL!

yahooAnswersDude "play shooting guard, sometimes small forward. I am a 3-point shooter, who can also drive and finish with a finger roll. On defence, I mark the other teams point guard as I am usually a bit bigger than them, but also faster than them, so I can shut them out of the game" -um what??? You should stop taking those drugs, BTW this is a rugby league section. play second row, winger, centre. mostly because of my powerful running and extremely reliable tackling ability. Prefer winger or center. but i wouldn't call myself a utility.

I think that Bevo would be a good offensive linemen. That 72" horn spread could block multiple players. A team wouldn't have to double block anyone with your on the line. The only problem would be the poop. We don't want our QB slipping and getting injured on that.

I think you should play in Sweeper or Defensive stance or you could just stand right of your keeper so it might cover every ball the other team kicks. I bet you should play smackdown if you weigh 1800, even the world heaviest man cant carry you.

LOL i love it, since you backpedal is reaaaaally slow i guess not LB, NOR DB.

Either DL, or RB why not???? i can see you will be just like Jerome Bettis, but better.

But seriuosly the best will be Center, specially cause you don't need guards, only tackles with the horns. Your QB will be quiet pleased before the snap.

With those sort of dimensions and talented abilities, I can see you playing centre. I'm sure the QB won't be mad if you occasioanally leave a steaming turd on his hands every now and again lol.

Offensive Lineman. Just plow over the defenders!

I don't think you should be a center, though, I don't think the QB wants to smell that!

Could I interest you in playing the position of my dinner? You'd make a great steak.. just don't work out too much, I don't like tough meat! lol

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