Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove a curse he placed on you himself from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
FARKLEBUNS
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Thats what chtistians believe... Its insanity to see any logic whatsoever in that religion. Go atheism!!!
Scott B
I suppose you would describe WWII as an argument between a couple of countries, which other countries took sides and joined, killed a lot of people, changed the map. You can make anything sound absurd by simplifying it. It's an old debator's trick. It's also akin to bad journalism when you use loaded terms like "Jewish Zombie", "telepthically tell him..." and "remove a curse". But hey, whatever makes you feel better about your weak position, by all means...
Anonymous
Dude this has been around for like 5 years. it is archaic in terms of the Internets.
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and "God is Dead" is the worlds most unoriginal idiot?