Do these character names sound alright?

I'm working on a book right now, and I wanted to know if you all thought these character names sound good, as far as their phonetic flow and the image they conjure of the character.

The book is a fantasy parody, so the names aren't "normal"; if some of them sound absurd, ridiculous, and idiotic, it's because they're supposed to. The names are below:

Septimus Octavian Nines (Tim for short)
Salem Yorik Garm
Snookeroo Elias Garm (Snook for short)
Heather Hather
Beulah Phott
Nancy Krimlin Crummies
Smithe Sommers
Silas Algernon Longue
Dr. Rigel Jones
Col. Sinclair Richards (nicknamed Leggy)
Altor Calchas
Sgt. Iago Insurgo King
Magna Carta King (Maggie for short)
Nathan Faust Moore (Nate for short)
Linnea Hadgebak
Junius Kraken
Virgil Grimshaw

(Note: the characters with the long names are the ones that have middle names; the second name is rarely mentioned.)
All input is welcome. Thanks, everyone!

Anonymous2010-01-28T18:40:41Z

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Those names are awesome. Far better than I could ever come up with!
My favourite is Dr. Rigel Jones. :)
These names bring a character to mind, i can imagine most of them :)
Are you going to post the book online? If so, I'd like a link so i can read it :D

LOLA~ mom to Miki & Chris2010-01-28T18:53:45Z

they are wonderful. Now I want to read the book.

RINGO my one true love2010-01-28T18:38:54Z

i love the names!!!!!!!! lol i wanna read this book!!! lol

the beatles will live in my heart forever

Kauai2010-01-28T18:35:49Z

omg-- these names are SO funny and unique!! Keep them, I want to read your story... my fave so far is Snookeroo!!

xoxo2010-01-28T18:42:48Z

yeah I love them!

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