A few possibilities:
Thou shall blindly believe that climate models are inaccurate and worthless.
Thou shall not consider physics.
Thou shall believe the Earth's climate changes due to magical natural cycles.
If you were to establish the Church of Global Warming Denial, what would be your ten commandments?
David
Favorite Answer
Thou shall have any beliefs thou wishes, so long as disbelief in AGW comes first above all
Thou shall not worship scientists who believe in the false concept of AGW, or hold any representation of them, whether they be textbooks, peer reviewed journals, or any other physical likeness
Thou shall not take the name "Denier" in vain
Remember the day the emails were hacked, and keep it holy
Honor thy Spencer and Monckton
Thou shall not commit Alarmetry by agreeing on any point an Alarmist makes, no matter how benign
Thou shall not bear false witness against other Deniers, and defend the claims of all thy Denier neighbors, no matter how absurd
Thou shall not covet the Alarmist's education, published works, or scientific integrity. Believe always that the Alarmist sympathizes only with communism, and that it is Thyself who must be free from all political bias
Anonymous
Top Ten Policies Necessary to Ensure a Global Apocalypse
Following are the most urgent policy prescriptions necessary to maximize the likelihood of a collapsed global ecosystem. They are listed in order of importance. To have any chance of hastening the end we really must get at it.
No. 1 - POPULATION - Human population is not relevant to our current situation. We can make as many people as we wish and there will be no consequence. Human ingenuity can solve any conceivable problem. When we run out of room here we can colonize the Moon, then Mars, then the whole Universe!
No. 2 - GREENHOUSE GASES – Global Warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated. The Environmentalist / Socialist / Secular Humanist Axis of Evil must be destroyed at all cost.
No. 3 - PROTECT ECOSYSTEMS? –Nature will regenerate itself endlessly no matter what we do. A lot of the stuff we do is better than nature anyway.
No. 4 - CONSUMPTION – We have a God given economic right to consume what we want. Period. I worked hard for my money and I’ll spend it as I please.
No. 5 - AGRICULTURE - God gave us dominion over the earth. It is ours to use as we see fit. We can tinker with the genes of our food, and heck with everything else for that matter. When all that is left is green slime, so long as it's nutritious and tastes good, who cares!
No. 6 - ECONOMIES - Markets are the purest form of Natural Law. Let the cream rise to the top and let the rest eat cake.
No. 7 - TECHNOLOGY - Technology is the Holy Grail. By God, what Man would ever want to stick his hand down into the dirty Earth, the smelly slimy Sea. The end state of humanity should be to live in a hermetically sealed bubble with all his wants and needs artificially provided.
No. 8 - ECOLOGICAL RESTORATION? – We already give up too much to the crazed hippy environmentalists. We have a God Given Right to take the last 2% of world that hasn't been spoiled and make some more money off it. When Antarctica unfreezes, I want first dibs there too.
No. 9 - POVERTY- Poor people are lazy and deserve their lot.
No. 10 – DEMILITARIZATION? - If I can’t defraud you out of what you have, I’ll make laws that make cheating you out of it legal. And when that fails I’ll just kill you and take it.
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Ten Commandments for the Church of Global Warming Denial:
1) Thou shalt like global warming and accept nothing else but WARMING, WARMING WARMING !, but still somehow manage to deny that global warming exists.
2) Thou shalt see snow and then say," See, it be a snowin', everyting gonna be awright !"
3) Thou shalt say,"Soon global warming shall be proven wrong and it'll be business as usual."
4) Thou shalt honor thy global warming with thy gas guzzlin' ways.
5) Thou shalt have a very short memory.
6) Thou shalt not have any sense of logic and understanding.
7) Thou shalt covet in general, or in other words, have lots and lots of reckless greed and disregard.
8) Thou shalt not admit to killing the planet, but continue to kill the planet anyway.
9) Thou shalt learn to use the words "treehugger" and "environmental wacko" with much sarcasm and hatred.
10) Thou shalt pollute.
Anonymous
1. I am Taxes, your God; thou shalt have no other Gods besides me. 2. Thou shalt not use the name of Dana, Trevor, or Mann in vain. 3. Thou shalt hyperventilate over each passing end-of-the-world fad. 4. Thou shalt respect thy lunatic leftist leaders. 5. Thou shalt kill the scientific method. 6. Thou shalt steal in the name of AGW. 7. Thou shalt accuse skeptics of being Holocaust Deniers. 8. Thou shalt bear false witness against Watts, Spencer, and Lindzen. 9. Thou shalt not covet Dana's boyfriend. 10. Thou shalt blindly accept faulty climate models, upside-down Tiljander series, error-ridden IPCC reports, and that Myths #1-35 are myths (not truths as at least most of them are). I must say, I was stunned by the irony of the AGW religous cult accusing skeptics of being a religion. I couldn't even tell Dana how ridiculous he was being because he blocked me for reasons unknown.
A Modest Proposal
1 - I am Exxon, hear me roar. You shall have no capital investments before me.
2 - Thou shalt not make Al Gore your idol.
3 - Thou shalt not make rightful use of the scientific method.
4 - Thou shalt not honor correct graphical extrapolations, and keep them holey.
5 - Honor your Fox News and Limbaugh.
6 - Thou shalt not use peer-reviewed scientific material.
7 - Thou shalt not quit ad hominems against the alarmist scum.
8 - Thou shalt not perform opinion polls in an honest manner.
9 - Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's windmill.
10 - Thou shalt not EVER politically support green energy.