What might be some fun things to do while working as a taxi driver?

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When the person tells you where they want to go, reply with "Ok, Mexico it is."...Show more

Pretend it is the Cash Cab and ask trivia questions. You can even hang up some christmas lights so they can flash in the ceiling. No don't do that. I think it is better to pretend to stop for someone and then as they walk towards the door, ease up futher and further so they have to chase the car. Kinda of funny just don't over do it. Can you use the radio? Sing your favorite songs aloud.

We don't have many cabs here...everyone has a car or three....Show more

Act like you're:

1) Crazy
2) Going through a domestic dispute
3) Suicidal
4) A terrorist
5) Attempting to abduct/rape the passenger.

At the end of your act, just yell "Gotcha!" and chuckle. I'm sure laughs--or a lawsuit--will follow!...Show more

Speak in a different accent with each of your customers.
Say funny things like, "I'm still trying to shake that cop off", or What does a red light mean, or Do you want to play a game.
* I got another one!
buy 2 hook hands, and when they get in, turn around and show them you have no hands!...Show more

Lock a person in the boot and gag them with material so their cries for help are still hearable,
Give your passengers the scare of their life. When they ask questions, Look them in the eye and laugh. Maybe add a bit of tongue twitching, ya know, for extra effects. ;) have fun!...Show more