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What might be some fun things to do while working as a taxi driver?

* just considering how to pass the time with a few laughs...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    When the person tells you where they want to go, reply with "Ok, Mexico it is."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pretend it is the Cash Cab and ask trivia questions. You can even hang up some christmas lights so they can flash in the ceiling. No don't do that. I think it is better to pretend to stop for someone and then as they walk towards the door, ease up futher and further so they have to chase the car. Kinda of funny just don't over do it. Can you use the radio? Sing your favorite songs aloud.

    We don't have many cabs here...everyone has a car or three.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Act like you're:

    1) Crazy

    2) Going through a domestic dispute

    3) Suicidal

    4) A terrorist

    5) Attempting to abduct/rape the passenger.

    At the end of your act, just yell "Gotcha!" and chuckle. I'm sure laughs--or a lawsuit--will follow!

  • 1 decade ago

    Speak in a different accent with each of your customers.

    Say funny things like, "I'm still trying to shake that cop off", or What does a red light mean, or Do you want to play a game.

    * I got another one!

    buy 2 hook hands, and when they get in, turn around and show them you have no hands!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lock a person in the boot and gag them with material so their cries for help are still hearable,

    Give your passengers the scare of their life. When they ask questions, Look them in the eye and laugh. Maybe add a bit of tongue twitching, ya know, for extra effects. ;) have fun!

  • Pump the music super loud and at stoplights, shake the cab back n forth :)

    Play the ABC game with ur passengers

    OOOHHHHH!!!! I just came up with this....act like ur the cash cab!!!! And ask weird, personal, SUPER AKWARD questions!!!!! Then right when they get out be like "PSYCH!" this isnt the cash cab....bye have a nice day"

    HAHA!

    EDIT--dang it!!! sum other people sed the cash cab thing ='(

  • 1 decade ago

    YES definitely tell them that theyre in the cash cab and then be like JUST KIDDINGG SUCKERSSS!!

    oh and blast loud music and dance/sing to it while ur driving haha, that would be fun! if i were the customer i would totally dance along

  • Mike
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    three girls once got in my cab in New York City one evening. As I stopped at a light, all took off their blouses and asked me to judge who had the best "top", and second best. They told me the loser pays my tip. Good thing I was stopped at a light.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Fake bad brakes or pretend to be insaaaaaane

  • 1 decade ago

    Tell them their on cash cab and then say ha ha just kidding and watch their disappointment or pretend you're a terrorist

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