Nursery Rhyme jokes ten points?
Okay, first one to get them all correct wins!
Name the nursery rhyme based on the summary:
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Girl ostracized for love of animal,denied rights and is kicked out of school, teacher replied "It's against school rules to love a baby sheep."
Tragic tale of a five year old sex slave with two jobs, comes back to his day job exhausted from blowing a "horn" all night, he is asked to again that day.
An exciting yet short story of drug abuse in which a girl who is taking the new drug "whey" imagines spiders are crawling all over her only to run away and jump in front of a bus.
A sad tale of a gay black slave sheep who must give his masters all of his wool.. but he always saves some for his lover.
Abuse, neglect and infantile death, all a plot to break a family and a bow.
the tale of an insignificant bug that tries so hard to reach his goals but nearly drowns, only to try again in a crazed matter.
A tale of tails.
All right I made these up with my brothers and sister. it was pretty fun, hope you can guess them, star this if you like it, good for ten points!