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Nursery Rhyme jokes ten points?

Okay, first one to get them all correct wins!

Name the nursery rhyme based on the summary:

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Girl ostracized for love of animal,denied rights and is kicked out of school, teacher replied "It's against school rules to love a baby sheep."

Tragic tale of a five year old sex slave with two jobs, comes back to his day job exhausted from blowing a "horn" all night, he is asked to again that day.

An exciting yet short story of drug abuse in which a girl who is taking the new drug "whey" imagines spiders are crawling all over her only to run away and jump in front of a bus.

A sad tale of a gay black slave sheep who must give his masters all of his wool.. but he always saves some for his lover.

Abuse, neglect and infantile death, all a plot to break a family and a bow.

the tale of an insignificant bug that tries so hard to reach his goals but nearly drowns, only to try again in a crazed matter.

A tale of tails.

All right I made these up with my brothers and sister. it was pretty fun, hope you can guess them, star this if you like it, good for ten points!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    1. Mary had a LittleLamb

    2.=LittleBoy Blue

    3.LittleMiss Muffet

    4.BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP

    5.Rock A Bye Baby

    6.Itsy Bitsy spider

    7. 3 BlindMice

    Got all first?

  • Mary had a little lamb

    ?.......crap i know this one but forgot the exact name

    Little Miss Moffet

    Bah Bah Black Sheep

    Rock a by Baby

    Itsy Bitsy Spider

    3 Blind Mice

  • 1 decade ago

    These are very well thought of.

    I can't for the life of me think of the second one....

    :S

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