The NOOBS/Force rant in the ring while Scene and Hendrix stand on the outside awaiting their 3rd teammate. The NOOBS seem completely confident and not afraid of the mystery opponent until URKO’s music hits and he comes out! Fans cheer as The NOOBS; Wolverine esspecialy, looks a bit concerned at the return of him after a few weeks of absence due to the work of those 3 men.
The Golden Falcon (Partially-Retired)2010-09-10T15:55:44Z
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Ok, I'm just about done with this ridiculous bullcrap that the Force keeps throwing out at me. Johnny Chaos, you're not fit to be a champion. Your alliance with PD shows that you're nothing but a vulnerable punk that can't stick up for himself. Even if you do somehow win the Openweight, you still won't be a champion on the other side of the mirror, in my opinion. You come out here and call me out as if I was you're *****, despite the fact that the only person that's someone elses property in this ring is you. You are nothing but Psycho Dude's slave and well, *****. And as long as you stay aligned with him, that's all you'll ever be. I mean look at you, you have nothing. Nearly, everyone has gold in the Force, but you, you just have a mouth. A mouth that'll put your YWWA career in dear jeopardy when we once again meet in the ring on this edition of GCW.
But yeah, back to what I was saying about you and the Force.. Oh yeah that's right, you and your alliance to the Force has brought you nothing but shame. Before you joined the Force, you were as close as two peas in a pod to winning your chance to a free world title match at any time and given place. You couldn't been a world champion right now, but instead, you decide to align yourself with the Force and now you're nothing but a complete failure and jerk.
Psycho Dude, Force, let me throw one more thing out. I am not the man who has been making the strange and freaky videos. The Force already knows I'm after them, so why do I need to send it in a secretive fashion? I have nothing to hide, and if I were making those videos, I would just admit it. PD already knows that the Golden Phenomenons Unit is after the Force, so why is he blaming for all this non sense? Well I don't know what the hell is going on, but whoever is making these videos........ *seems to get angry but smiles instead* Good job.
Match 1: Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom and Serena Match 2: Johnny Chaos Match 3: The Force Match 4: Draw
*Kawajai grabs a mic right after URKO's music hits and speaks to the crowd and ignores the men outside*
So Charlie Scene and Darth Hendrix didn't get enough of an ***-beating last week, so they decide to challenge Cliff, Wolf, and I to another match. Except this time around, the useless Bio-Hazard is no longer present, much to our dismay, because frankly, it would've been nice to see him get his *** handed to him for the sixth straight time on account of The Force.
But instead, the YWWA Chairman throws a curveball at us. A 'mystery opponent'. And now that I have figured out who this 'mystery opponent' is, I couldn't laugh more than I already am. URKO. Damn it, URKO, wants another taste of an ***-kicking because he dared to come out here and do what he tried to do weeks back, and that is, take care of The Force once and for all. Well, it is safe to say that that will not transpire. URKO should look at his makers. King Cliff, Siberian Wolverine, and Kawajai. The three men responsible for the injury URKO suffered earlier.
So it baffles me the way he thinks he can waltz back into Yahoo! World Wrestling Association, and do something about The Force. But what is even more mind-boggling, YWWA Universe, is the fact that he thinks with the help, or lack thereof, Charlie Scene and Darth Hendrix will provide, he will have protection. Two men The Force have beaten before are going to 'protect' URKO?
So URKO, your logic is completely unethical. Once we do what we did before, maybe you will think twice about when you should step up and when you should keep quiet in the back. And that goes for the other two Neanderthals. They think they can top the dominance of Dark Anarchy, but they are far beyond wrong. Cliff, Wolf, and I have never lost a tag team match, and we do not see us losing to them three tonight. Don't believe me? Wait a few minutes. You'll be convinced!
D4L SW ------------------ Justin Amie and RSCP Promo: The NOOBs may be ready to take us on but me and Bio will make them regret it. Ive been hitting the gym harder than ever because Aftershock is a big event for me. I get a shot at the Tag Titles again and I get thrown in the drivers seat and take control of YWWAs new development territory, YUWA. NOOBs, Ive talked enough about you and Im getting ever so sick of it so you two can go do stuff to yourselves while I talk about more important things. Yahoo User Wrestling Federation had the chance to take out the Yahoo! Answers wrestling scene but I blew it. I didnt put the effort... Nor the thought... required to keep it at the same level as YWWA. I had great wrestlers like Psycho Dude 99, Justin, Graduation Bear, the list goes on and on and on and on. The point is YUWA is back and this time with the up and coming stars of YWWA. Believe me it will be great and I can only tell you that the first show will not dissppoint. But with Aftershock so close I need to find focus. YUWA is not going to be a distraction however exciting it may be. I have two people on my team I cant let down. URKO is on the hunt for the Hardcore title and Bio and I looking for the tag titles once more. I kinda miss having gold around my waist and I wont let my cushy new office job stop me from reclaiming it. Originals will not be upstaged by the NOOBS so me and Bio will take out the NOOBS and build that all important momentum heading into Aftershock. I cant wait to get back into the YUWA General Management seat but that will have to wait. This week Kawajai and Cliff will experience the dark side!
Only because this was my favorite stable of all time. I don't wanna see the same members, hell no. It could be someone such as Randy Orton, and John Cena running the team with Bryan Danielson, and Santino as the "rookies." Even though they are not, they could help the group, and Orton, could actually take a few tips from Danielson. From TNA, the Main Event Mafia always intriguied me because of the "look" they had. So, without a doubt in my mind, Main Event Mafia, and Evolution I wish would reform, with different members but at least one member from the previous stable in the group.
*Responding to Psycho Dude* Sir, with all do respect, I will go out there, and I will impress you, but the slap to the face may have been motivational, but if you do it again, I'll take it personal. Hell, wheather I win or loose tonight, you will be impressed by me. I could have very well, injured myself, and damaged your career last week, but I didn't because I have WAY too much respect for you, and everything that you stand for.
...But, I do not regret anything I said with the interviewer. I could very well go to another promotion, and make it legendary. Just me giving a star to something, gets it ten more responses, but, I will stay. I have too much respect for you, but much more respect for this industry.
Tonight, as I said, if I win or if I lose, I will prove to you, that I am here for real! But, if anyone gets in my path, they will snap, because, I am pissed.
-Michelle McKenzie and Huntress -Johnny Chaos -The Force/Noobs -Ms. Extreme
RSCP Johnny Chaos The Noobs D4L Amie Charlie Scene
Promo:(Sighs) The same match a week after. What is this federation coming to? Its not my fault that Michelle and Huntress couldn't get the job done by pinning me or my partner. Am I going to keep facing them until they get a win? Well if that's the case then Michelle and Huntress better prepare for the beating that I'm going to give them once again. Its going to be even worse than last time because I'm not in a good mood right about now. I'm scheduled to fight in a rematch even though I won that match cleanly.
Everyone knows I did, yet I'm fighting my same opponents from last week again. Michelle, I bet you and Huntress ran to Pyscho Dude to have to this rematch. Its so obvious to see. Don't even bother making even more excuses Michelle because it seems apparent that you do everytime you lose a match. When was the last time you won a match anyway, Michelle? It seems ever since your bestie/cousin Amber left you lost the fire and passion you had. I saw that last week. Maybe you'll do better this time now you know you and Huntress are going to be partners again. Good luck, Michelle. Don't wanna lose your match again tonight.