What Night of Champions title retain or win were you least happy with? + YWWA Presents GCW Vote/Promo?

PROMO:

"Wow, wow, wow, WOW, hold on a minute there Psycho Dude. Back up for a second. I've been in YWWA for about two seconds and already, I'm here to "kill your company"? Come on man, I know you're a little insecure, but that just being downright paranoid!

Alright, well to be fair, I suppose I HAVE been sending you some pretty cryptic messages for a while now and yes, I suppose I DID cost you a certain match at a certain PPV recently but come on man, I'm not here to kill your company, I'm here to beat the hell out of you, and I'm here to win championships!

Obviously, you don't know me very well Dude. I don't "kill" e-fed promotions. I LEAD them. I've been around the block more than a few times and at every stop along the way, I have wound up with gold around my waist and opponents flat on their backs. YWSE. SPW. Do those names ring any bells for you Dude? Maybe people have forgotten since I've been away, but I was the ONLY person in histoyr to hold the YWSE and SPW world titles at the same time. WBHF, a superstar for the ages in his own right, called me in his autobiography the "Shawn Michaels of Y/A". For someone as big as him to say something like that, well, that means something, and that especially means that when I come calling, like I am here and and now at YWWA, you had best stop and pay attention.

Now I know that this isn't YWSE. I know that this isn't SPW. I get that, and I'm fully aware that there are those out there who won't like it that I'm here. But I'm also fully aware of what I'm capable of, and that's winning matches and winning championships, which is exactly what I intend to do at Severe Warning. Me and The Raven Effect, when we decided to join YWWA, we knew fully well what we were getting ourselves into. We came here for two reasons: To win the tag team gold, and to take down The Force. Now Dude, knowing you, I have a funny feeling that you're going to have something to say about that, so why don't I go ahead and make you do exactly what I'm planning to make The Force do at Severe Warning: And that's make you tap out!

Match 1: The Force

Match 2: Gotham City Saint

Match 3: The Force

Match 4: Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom, Serena, and Huntress

Match 5: The Breakthroughs

What has YWWA come to? If all of you are too knowledgeless to catch my drift, than let me spell it out to you. C-L-A-R-K and T-R-E. Two of the most idiotic wrestlers in YWWA history return to YWWA for a reason that is unimaginable to me. But what is even more indescribable is the fact that they get tag title shots without lifting a finger. YWWA Universe, let me inform on how King Cliff and I won our tag titles. No, I am not going to go out of my way to give you guys a history lesson. It should already be imprinted in your brain, the situation when The NOOBS, the future of YWWA, won their first titles in this company.

But Clark and The Raven Effect? They're nothing but has-beens. You see, within The Force, there is a faction called The NOOBS. And our sole purpose in this industry is to rid YWWA of the washed-up men that have overstayed their stay in this place. We have partially done this to Bio-Hazard and Darth Hendrix, and we will do this to Clark and TRE. But I am not one of those men to just claim that they are the best and that they will win. No. I am a man that backs up what I say in the ring. But if you people aren't convinced, then listen to this.

Number one: The NOOBS have never lost a tag team match ever in Yahoo! World Wrestling Association! *Crowd Boos* Hold on, folks, there's more. Number two: The NOOBS have been YWWA Tag Team Champions for three months, and will not let their titles go anywhere out of their sight. *Crowd Boos* It's the truth people, do not deny it. Number three: The NOOBS are apart of the most dominant force in YWWA, The Force. And if you people do not believe me on that last note, just ask Rated Silent.

The man decided to separate from The Force, and to take his own path, a path that he has not even figured out yet. That, my friends, is not only stupidity at its finest, but it is...well, yeah, all it is is stupidity. But folks, my point is, the man could have received fame, fortune, everything he could have imagined. And if you want a sense of that, just ask Johnny Chaos. This man, respected, loyal, and disciplined, joined The NOOBS, and come Severe Warning, he will walk out Openweight Champion.

So Clark, TRE, what exactly is your motivation? Because as far as I am concerned, the only motivation useful in this company is the motivation behind The Force. And if that don't do you good, then you might as well walk out...again!

Don't vote on own HSM Dragon and Clark RSCP Promo: OK, so I'm 0-2, so what? I put on great matches and entertained the great YWWA fans, and thats what is important. I'm learning a lot from my mentor Bio Hazard, and I still promise everybody that one day, I willl be a world champion. I mean look at me, after two matches, I've shown just a little of what I'm capable of. And anyone who doesn't believe that, can ask Justin and Cliff what I can do. Tonight, I'm part of a two on one match to open the show. So they want to get the show started off hot, and who could blame them? You've seen what I can do. I know DJoMo from other promotions and know that he is always capable of putting on a five star match, and coming out on top. After my limited time here, I do not know much about D4L but I have heard that he is talented and even though we have an advantage, DJoMo and I should look out. But I think I can say, that tonight I may get my first win here in YWWA.

PD, my account got suspended, add me again please.

Rated Hazard

Gotham City Saint

D4L

Team 2

Scene

Promo: Justin, Wolf, when will you guys stop hidding it? You obviously have this little thing going on, I think its time to bring it to the light. You guys are becoming a couple, you're trying to hide it, but it isnt working. But, I understand, its none of my bussiness.

But this match tonight is. Rated Silent, a good friend of mine, is going to step into the ring, which mean one thing, destruction. & when I step in there it means one thing, Absolute Chaos. Ive been losing a for a while, why not turn it around, im the most hardcore superstar in YWWA, singles competition is not my style, but I guess Im going to have to work with it. Justin, Wolf, not that you have done this before, but go easy on me, maybe I can find to stregnth to overcome the odds, im an old man, im not what I use to be... Ha, nah just kidding, you better bring it all.

Dont forget Justin, I beat you over a year ago at Judgement Day in a hardcore match, that was our only match together, wouldnt you like some revenge? But whatever it is, just know one thing,

You've Just Been ENTOXICATED! (fans chant)

Votes:

:The Force

:Batman

:D4L

:Ms. Extreme, Michelle McKenzie, and The Californian Gurl

:The Breakthroughs

Promo:

Well, well, well. While Mark McGuire wouldn't have settled for anything less than 70, i'm always happy to be stuck at 69. It is I, hotter than Tabasco sauce, but loads easier to swallow, the quintessential stud muffin, a good god damn handsome man, and the man who's got more game, than parker brothers, Charlie, i'm young, i'm hung, and i'm skilled with my tongue, Scene.

And, as if i'm not already the center of Breakdown, and GCW, and all of YWWA, tonight, if I beat the Buttf*cks, I mean The Breakthroughs, then I will be the center? PD, you are missing something here. I am the center. I am everything these fans think of morning day and night. YWWA is Charlie Scene! So what exactly more could you do to make me the center of a show? Well whatever it is you have planned, I will be waiting there with an open heart, ready for whatever it is you want to give me, when I become the center of Breakdown. And wether you like it or not, Clark and TRE are going to beat the force and win the tag team titles, I am going to beat you for the world title, and The Force is going to slowly crumble down to the ashes of what it should be. A huge ball of sh*t rolled up and thrown into a hole, the hole of failure. While real talent is here riding the wave of success.

And well, well, well, I always win the bedroom battle, I kick it like a cowboy, I slaughter them like cattle, and a stud muffin never kisses and tells, so I would never tattle, but your mom does pretty crazy things, with a pacifier, and a rattle. Because i'm not just her baby sitter, i'm her power hitter, the quintessential stud muffin, the lyrical miracle, and the sexual intellectual. Charlie, every womans infatuation, across the whole entire nation, they like the pulsation, but they love the penetration. And I can sense your frustration, since all you get is masturbation. You can use your imagination, or I can give you a demonstration! Scene.

PD, it's fall where I'm from lol. Anyway, Lucky!

WQ: I was praying for Melina to win. Lay-Cool only got the title because McCool is married to Taker. Why won't Michelle job once in a while. After last night that I founded out, I'm surprised I didn't kill myself!

*** Ms.Extreme is in her dressing room***

"Why is it when your in the top of your game, you don't get to wrestle that much?" It seems like not count that title match at GCW, but shouldn't Amie be in that ring fighting instead of blabbing and blabbing every week about she so great and the greatest knockout in the universe?" I thought I did a brilliant job last week,I feel the same way about you."I mean your so predictable in the ring as well. I am getting pretty damn tired of facing you all the time." So your not the only one princess!"

"RSCP, Serena and Huntress, my very opponents tonight. Serena defeated the living crap out of me last week." I look to get my revenge on her,Serena's victory against me was just I guess 'beginners luck'." I won a title with my 'beginners luck' as some can say and see, but I proved that I can fight like the other knockouts."Serena, otherwise has a chance to show that me defeating me wasn't beginners luck." Huntress, a woman, who I have mixed feelings about, I don't know what to think about her, I can't decide if she will make it here or rot here, it's very confusing. I mean look at her." Huntress, make me have a thought about you, please, darling." RSCP, a wonderful performer in the ring. Too bad that we have different ways of settling problems here, but she will crumble as well as her team will tonight, I have been having a confusing week last week, but I think I found my way back to normal, at this moment." Myself, Michelle and the newbie, The Californian Gurl, is that it, wow, happy to hear another Cali girl here! anyway, I think we three will have the best chemistry in the ring, it seems like, your guys' team won't be able to figure how to work in a stable unit, I just hope I didn't jinx that." Tonight, we kick ***. We will be victorious. We will stand tall."

**Crowd cheers as it fades to black*

(Hope my promo's not too short, I just got my computer fixed today and the fount seems small) (Sorry for not promo-ing in result, don't think that's nessary but what the hell?)

- The Force (Justin and Siberian Wolverine)

-The Force (Johnny Chaos, King Cliff, and Kawajai)

-Golden Falcon

-Ms. Extreme, Michelle McKenzie, and The Californian Gurl

-The Breakthroughs (Retro and Risky)

Tonight, I go up against a new/returning YWWA acquisition, Gothem City Saint. Gothem, welcome to YWWA. I don't know how long you've been gone, but let me just say that things have changed. Different faces, different alliances, and bigger competition. There's nothing to worry about, as long as you keep that motive and change of heart of yours intact. It's great to see that there is guys left in YWWA that have the strength and courage to work their way up in YWWA without using some type of illegal tactic. You play by the rules, and I respect you for that, despite the fact that I barely even know you. But Gothem, despite the fact that I respect you, at this point, you're in for a hell of a fight. I'm the Golden Falcon, the heart of this business, and there aint a man that can't say that I'm not. I've took on the best, I've defeated some of the best, and I'm on my journey of actually being one of those best. I'm a golden phenomenon. I didn't walk into YWWA with those recognitions, I worked for them. I earned them. Gothem, not only will you be introduced to YWWA, but you will also be introduced, to... THE NEST.

1: Bio & Silent

2: Falcon

3: D4L

4: Team Ms Extreme

5: Scene

ME: Whoever beats up the other guy and whatnot

WQ: RANDY ORTON. UGH.... WHATS WRONG WITH SOMEONE WITH, OH, I DONT KNOW... SOME FORM OF TALENT? HELL I COULD EVEN SURVIVE ANOTHER REIGN OF CENA. CENA IS A GREAT ENTERTAINER BUT RANDY ORTON?!?!?! MIND YOU HE WON EVERY BEATDOWN IN THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS....

Promo: I may not be on the card tonight but never fear because I have no intention of retiring again. In fact I have big plans on going after singles gold, and once again being the top of the company. Well, as much of a "top" star as I ever was. On the old website I... Ah screw it. Point is that I have the mindset to beat anyone whether it be Johnny Chaos, The Force, Deadman 4 Life, Bio Hazard or even Psycho Dude. I am going to rise up and show what talent Ive gained over my time as a YWWA Original. According to that Xpose thingymajig I have a DVD. Well I intend on doing something big, something that will give me the credibility I deserve. Now to the YWWA roster I know you all think you are better than me but untill you beat me you know nothing about me. I am more focussed than ever and singles gold is the light at the end of the tunnel. Whoever I have to beat I will and they will EXPERIENCE THE DARK SIDE!!!

I'm least happy with Randy Orton winning the WWE Championship. . .

Match 1: The Force

Match 2: Golden Falcon

Match 3: D4L

Match 4: Second Team?

Match 5: CS

Out of Character: Um yeah, in case you didn't see it last time, I apologize again for not cutting a promo for some time. . .

Promo:

Last week, I was cowardly ambushed and attacked by HSM and Amie on Xposed. It was a pathetic, worthless, FUTILE attempt to goad me into accepting HSM's challenge. But your plan did not work, you only strengthened my resolve that this rematch should not - WILL not - happen. HSM, my answer has not changed. I do not accept your idea for a rematch. What's done is done. YOU LOST. You retired. You went out in a blaze of glory, went out after putting on THE greatest match in YWWA history. Another match would not heighten our previous encounter. It would cheapen it. HSM, let me tell you right now. You can ambush me, knock me out, torture me, do whatever the hell you want. But you won't get your wish. We will not have a rematch.

That's that. End of discussion.

Tonight I move on, and focus my attention on other matters. I am booked in a 3 on 1 handicap match against the idiotic, PATHETIC members of The Force. I guess they haven't realized yet that as long as they're in the Force, they'll be seen as nothing more than the talentless lackeys of PD. It's disgusting, the way they're used, but they still can't get it through their thick skulls that PD does not care for them, that they're merely his servants performing his dirty work. It's sick.

But you know what, if they feel happy being a slave to PD, then so be it. If they want to willingly do whatever he says, face whoever PD himself does not have the guts to face, then they will face the consequences, THEY shall pay the price.

Kawajai, Cliff, and Chaos dumbly believe that they hold the advantage. They believe that due to their superior numbers that it's a given that they can take me down. Hell, Kawajai is so arrogant he focused his air time on Clark and TRE, rather on tonight's match! Big mistake. Because what they don't realize, what they are overlooking, is that I am the darkest, most dangerous force in this company. The odds may be against me, my back may be to the wall, but that is when I am most lethal. Like the hunted wolf that is cornered, I fight to the death. I give my all until I can't anymore. And if I must lose, then damn it, I'm gonna take as many competitors as I can with me.

I've had many handicap matches in YWWA before. Hell, I once had to face SIX on one. Sure, I lost. But I took out five members of that stable, and it was only through underhanded tactics that they managed to prevail. Tonight I face only half that number, I only face three, and I KNOW I can take them. Cliff, Chaos and Kawajai believed that they could make names for themselves by aligning with PD, but they're still the no talent losers they always were. And I shall expose them for the pathetic punks they really are in our match.

Chaos, Cliff, Kawajai, you're all going DOWN!

(Promo holds no disrespect for anyone)

Bio-Hazard and Rated Silent

Gotham City Saint

The Force

RSCP's team

The Breakthroughs

Promo:(Sighs in frustration) Once again I'm in a tag team match with the useless bimbo Michelle McKenzie, no name Huntress, and that joke of a Knockout Selena...Serena? Whatever the hell her name is. I guess Serena, but anyway I'm in a match with these three again. Michelle, aren't you tired of getting beat week after week? Its so obvious to see that you have no chance of beating me even with Ms. Extreme on your team. I've beaten Ms. Extreme so many times in other federations to the point where I can't even keep up the wins because they're so many.

Ms. Extreme, I see you have new Knockout on your team. I advise you do most of the work since you barely have a chance of winning tonight since you're facing me. Yes, I said me. I'm going to be doing most of the work in the match because I know the Hurricane's twin will want to do most of the in ring work too, but that's not going to happen because the idiot made me lose my last tag team match a couple weeks ago, so tagging her in is out of the question. I lost the last match we had together a couple months ago because my head wasn't 100% in the game, but it is tonight, especially since I have two people on my team who can't get the job of winning a simple six man tag match. I'm going to have do most or everything on my own tonight. That's also going to be like that at Severe Warning. Its every woman for herself when we all face Amie and I want that championship more than anyone else here. See you out there, Extreme. I can't wait to beat you and your broken down tag team.