Sprayed by skunk,need help asap?

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You need to avoid tomatoes - especially Killer Tomatoes - they will take the nice smelly from you!

Of course, we all know you have an adversion to bathing, deoderant, and oral hygine....... so you should be good to go there.

You'll need to avoid washing your special clothes. I recommend getting a strong Hefy trash bag to keep your clothes in - and - head out about 1am tonight and try to find a nice older male skunk that has been hit and put him in the Hefty bag too.

My guess, with your colone - you should be able to walk into any store and get offered free goodies just for leaving.

Well, at least this is what I would do. Your mileage may vary,...Show more

This is going to sound strange to you, but get some feminine hygiene spray,like FDS and spray it on. It works better than tomato juice. I was in a small town in the TX panhandle and noticed a police car with the trunk open, inside was a case of FDS spray. I asked about it and was told the whole department used it as it was the most effective thing to get rid of skunk odor. This was an area well known for a large skunk population. Good luck....Show more

Shogun is on the right track. Get the liquid douche. Sorry but it really works. My old neighbor was a big hunter with his dogs and it seemed they would get nailed every month or so. He would have them out in the front yard, and soap them up, rinse, and hit them with a lot of the douche. Worked like a champ! You may look funny going in a store and buying 10 bottles, but they may get the clue from your smell! Good luck!...Show more

Listerine, wipe it on, don't get it near your soft parts, only the affected areas, hair, hands, burn your clothes. You might have to do it a few times....Show more

ask newell how he gets strange smells off of him?...Show more