Coworker came in hacking?
My coworker just came in my office with no voice coughing all over. Is this SARS or Bird Flu? Will I wake up as a zombie tomorrow? Will Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding jr find the monkey in time to save me?
My coworker just came in my office with no voice coughing all over. Is this SARS or Bird Flu? Will I wake up as a zombie tomorrow? Will Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding jr find the monkey in time to save me?
Der Weinerschit
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Your coworker could have the latest greatest version of whooping cough 6.0. You could wake up tomorrow as just another zombie in a stucco apartment! You may creep around at night looking for liver, bacon, and onions (oh yeah, and big boobie Elvira VHS tapes).
Will Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding jr find the monkey in time to save me?
No, but Abe Vigoda and Kanye West will cook you an entire box of Captain Sig's "Deadliest Catch" fish sticks. You'll have to buy the lemons and the tartar sauce.