Are christians worried that when Jesus comes back...?

It will actually be Chuck Testa?

2011-09-19T23:31:50Z

Katherine is the only one who gets it. You all disappoint me.

Jim2011-09-19T23:17:30Z

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>They are worried they will be found wanting.

?2011-09-20T20:31:41Z

Well, I'm a Christian who finds as much meaning of Jesus even if he was simply just an important character in a compelling tale that illustrates times of world-wide economic strife, the rise of butt-kissers and stuffed shirts upon the imposition of new authority and how to undermine them for their own good. Also how "love the enemy" always is more successful a soldier's mind-set that to gnash teeth and work up genuine furor and hate so to obliterate the scum.

To a large degree Bible stories review the pattern of development of understandings of math models in making sense of the natural world. "The Math You Mark shall Look and Join". Try it, you'll like it.

Needless to say Jesus has never left so it is idiotic to look for his return. Every coming day, each hour thereof, every meeting minute, and each tic talk of every second coming, Christ is with us.

I don't know Chuck but he sounds like he's worth his balls and airplane cement too. Praise God and you just may find that something dares to 'up-raise' you. Just relax about it because the energy's US. Be true to your love of life and you shall find the grace of something inexplicable and alive accompany you in the valley of the shadow of death. You'll be glad you did if you do have to go there

Party hearty.

Anonymous2011-09-20T06:21:14Z

Gays are not funny.

The new 2-1/2 Men proves that.

?2011-09-20T06:22:09Z

lol

"Omg, it's Jesus!"
"NOPE, it's just Chuck Testa"

P2011-09-20T06:22:32Z

Christians are not worried about his coming but we are longing for his coming with huge expectation.

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