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Are christians worried that when Jesus comes back...?

It will actually be Chuck Testa?

Update:

Katherine is the only one who gets it. You all disappoint me.

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  • Jim
    Lv 7
    10 years ago
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    >They are worried they will be found wanting.

  • mark
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Well, I'm a Christian who finds as much meaning of Jesus even if he was simply just an important character in a compelling tale that illustrates times of world-wide economic strife, the rise of butt-kissers and stuffed shirts upon the imposition of new authority and how to undermine them for their own good. Also how "love the enemy" always is more successful a soldier's mind-set that to gnash teeth and work up genuine furor and hate so to obliterate the scum.

    To a large degree Bible stories review the pattern of development of understandings of math models in making sense of the natural world. "The Math You Mark shall Look and Join". Try it, you'll like it.

    Needless to say Jesus has never left so it is idiotic to look for his return. Every coming day, each hour thereof, every meeting minute, and each tic talk of every second coming, Christ is with us.

    I don't know Chuck but he sounds like he's worth his balls and airplane cement too. Praise God and you just may find that something dares to 'up-raise' you. Just relax about it because the energy's US. Be true to your love of life and you shall find the grace of something inexplicable and alive accompany you in the valley of the shadow of death. You'll be glad you did if you do have to go there

    Party hearty.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Gays are not funny.

    The new 2-1/2 Men proves that.

  • 10 years ago

    lol

    "Omg, it's Jesus!"

    "NOPE, it's just Chuck Testa"

    Source(s): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs&feature... if you don't get the reference
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  • 10 years ago

    Christians are not worried about his coming but we are longing for his coming with huge expectation.

  • Annie
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    nope, not in the least...... why ? are you ??

    Child of God - X-atheist

    *edit*, OK, got it..... don't know why WE would disappoint you, a LOT of people do NOT hunt so have no idea about the guy.... and I have never heard of the guy here where I live......

  • 10 years ago

    Is this suppose to be a joke, cause it ain't really funny? I must have lost my funny bones somewhere, guess I'm gonna have to look for it.

  • 10 years ago

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    i love atheist questions like these! you are doing a great job representing atheism.

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