What's The Best G-Rated Joke You've Heard?

A cowboy walked into a bar. He said "Ouch".

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my life

JESSICA2012-01-07T03:33:29Z

What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty.

What time is it when and elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

Ok, the last one wasn't so G-rated. But it's still funny!

Anonymous2012-01-07T03:36:41Z

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c...
MOO

Daniel Tosh2012-01-07T03:32:14Z

When does a police man smell? When hes's on duty! xD

Anonymous2012-01-07T03:32:02Z

Why couldnt the lil boy see the pirate movie ... Because it was rated ARRRGGHHH (R)

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