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Sky Guy asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

What's The Best G-Rated Joke You've Heard?

A cowboy walked into a bar. He said "Ouch".

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    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    my life

  • JESSICA
    9 years ago

    What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty.

    What time is it when and elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.

    Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

    Ok, the last one wasn't so G-rated. But it's still funny!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow

    Interrupting c...

    MOO

  • Daniel Tosh
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    When does a police man smell? When hes's on duty! xD

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Why couldnt the lil boy see the pirate movie ... Because it was rated ARRRGGHHH (R)

  • Greg
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    how do u catch a unique rabbit? U neek up on him!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    This question

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    A guy walks into a bar.

    OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW MY **** **** ******* **** HEAD!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I would say my life...but it's not G-rated... :/

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I can't think of any...

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