What is the funniest joke of 2011?
Funniest joke that you heard all of last year.
Funniest joke that you heard all of last year.
Selene
Favorite Answer
Mickey and Minnie r going thru a divorce. Minnie's lawyer says "so i understand that u r divorcing Minnie because she's insane?" Mickey's reply is "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! I'M DIVORCING MINNIE BECAUSE SHE'S ******* GOOFY!"
Another good 1 goes like this:
Well, it's in danish, so I'll try my best translating it :D
One day a man bought a new house and a dog and he wanted to name them. He was thinking up names while walking around in the street and then he walked into a pole and said SH*T!
- And he named his dog Sh*t
And then he was walking around in the street again thinking of names for his new house. This unfortunate man walks into a pole again and says As*hole!
- He named his house as*hole.
One day his dog had disappeared. He goes to the police station and explains to the officers:
"Please help me search for my Sh*t, I have looked around everywhere in my As*hole, but couldn't find it"
ther is also: Three men died and went to heaven. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter stopped them and said, “Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven.”
The first guy began his story: “I lived on the 25th floor of a high rise apartment building. Every day when I went to work, my nosy neighbor called me and said that there was a stranger in my house and that he could hear wild, passionate loving making noises. I finally got fed up with it and decide to go home at lunch time and check things out. When I got home my wife was sitting on the couch naked. I got extremely upset. I went through the house searching everywhere. Under the table, in the closet, even under the bed. I couldn’t find anyone. Then I looked outside on the balcony and saw two hands hanging onto the ledge. I ran outside looked down at him and noticed that he wasn’t wearing any pants. I took off my shoe and started beating his hands. He fell 25 stories and landed on the canvas in front of the building. He wasn’t dead. So I rolled the refrigerator out and pushed it on top of him. When I did, I had a massive heart attack and died.”
The second man’s story: “I am a window washer at a high rise apartment building. I was washing windows on the 27th floor when my scaffold broke. My pants got caught on the scaffold and ripped off. I managed to stay alive by grabbing a ledge of a balcony. I was okay until this guy started beating my hands with his shoes. I fell and landed on the canvas in front of the building. I was still alive. Then the next thing I know, a refrigerator landed on me and I died.”
The third story: “Well, I was in this refrigerator minding my own business….
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Best new funny story I heard in many years. Here is one for you. John is out searching together with his pal Ed who had a scope on his rifle. The searching subject was once nearly John's residence. Ed stated, "I can see your residence from right here and I will also see your spouse." "What is she dressed in?" requested John. "Nothing and your subsequent door neighbor is in there along with her." John stated, Shoot him among his balls and shoot her within the head." Ed stated, "Wait a minute ,I believe I can get either one of them with one shot."
Angela
I have heard of putting toothpaste on all toilet seats. Also, I have heard of putting chewing gum into the lock of like a teacher's cabinet. It is kind of mean, I've never done it before.