And the blood of Jesus?
Hows that? Pretty good right? I got Abortion and taxes and Jesus and a 0bama in there...
*** Grrrr.. You're right! Guns and terrorism. I forgot those. Clearly I need to do my homework.
Anonymous
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how did you discover our secret plan?
expect the secret service to visit you later today..
Mike
I am waiting for a 500 million dollar grant from the government so I can develop the "Prairie Schooner." I am going to attach sails and windmills to the top of cars to power them. As Obama has stated before not every green energy start-up will make it, so if mine fails the taxpayers will not mind footing the bill while I collect a huge salary and bonus as long as the taxpayer's money holds out.
Rick Astley
Why did you spell Obama with a zero? Anyway your comedy style is really funny! You should be a stand up comedian... No wait scratch that, you should try out for SNL your so funny, I cant wait to see what the future holds for you!
Anonymous
Not bad. But you could have featured something about terrorism as well for the full whammy.
Anonymous
how about holy water X Garlic salt X E? (make hydrogen and keep parasitic democrats away from your car)