Whats your favorite joke?
everyne loves jokes. Whats your favorite joke to tell or a funny one u have heard?
everyne loves jokes. Whats your favorite joke to tell or a funny one u have heard?
Vanessa
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It's not my favorite but it was pretty funny at the time
A fat man goes to the doctor and says doctor i cant lose any weight!!!
The doctor says its because you have no control
Remember when you want something say to yourself that is the enemy
So the man went home and he went to grab a muffin and he said '' muffin you're my enemy and you know what i do to enemies, i destroy them.'' (eats muffin viciously)
Never lost any weight:)
Deanna
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A man wanted to buy a birthday gift for his 10 year old daughter. At the shop he asked: "How much is the Barbie in the window?" With a convincing voice the salesperson replies, "Well , that one is Barbie at home, and is $19.95. We also have 'Barbie goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie plays Volleyball' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Dancing' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for $265.95." The surprised man asks, "What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?" Taking a deep breath, the salesperson responds, "Sir... the 'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend." hope u have a better day
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A guy walks into a bar with a 12" pianist on his shoulder. The bartender ask where he got it. The man told him there was a grant wisher out side. The bartender went out and asked for a million bucks. To his suprise he received a million ducks. he went back into the bar and told the man with the 12" pianist on his shoulder that he didn't get what he wanted. the man replied, " do you think i asked for a 12" pianist?"
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''