Whats your favorite joke?

It's not my favorite but it was pretty funny at the time

A fat man goes to the doctor and says doctor i cant lose any weight!!!

The doctor says its because you have no control

Remember when you want something say to yourself that is the enemy

So the man went home and he went to grab a muffin and he said '' muffin you're my enemy and you know what i do to enemies, i destroy them.'' (eats muffin viciously)

Never lost any weight:)

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Whats your favorite joke?

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A man wanted to buy a birthday gift for his 10 year old daughter. At the shop he asked: "How much is the Barbie in the window?" With a convincing voice the salesperson replies, "Well , that one is Barbie at home, and is $19.95. We also have 'Barbie goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie plays Volleyball' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Dancing' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for $265.95." The surprised man asks, "What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?" Taking a deep breath, the salesperson responds, "Sir... the 'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend." hope u have a better day

A guy walks into a bar with a 12" pianist on his shoulder. The bartender ask where he got it. The man told him there was a grant wisher out side. The bartender went out and asked for a million bucks. To his suprise he received a million ducks. he went back into the bar and told the man with the 12" pianist on his shoulder that he didn't get what he wanted. the man replied, " do you think i asked for a 12" pianist?"

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

This is a good one!!! But It's just a joke mind you. I mean no harm. LMFAO haha

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home

drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home

drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your

mouth.

Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the

woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home

drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch

me!

Doctor: "Now, you see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

The Blond and her boyfriend are watching the news. The newscaster says that three Brazilian sky-divers died when a stunt went wrong.

The blond begins to cry. Her boyfriend says, "Honey, they were pros. They knew the risk they were taking."

She says, "Oh, I know that. It's just... how much is a Brazilian?"

My Favorite Color Is Potato

Ok so here ya go

A women has three daughters

The first daughter goes up to her mom and says "mom why did you name me daisy?"

The mom replies "because daisy when you were born, a daisy landed on your forehead the daughter walks away happily

Then the second daughter says"why did you name me Rose,mom?" the mom says "when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.Rose walks away happily

Then the third daughter walks up to her mom and say "My favorite color is potato!!" the mom replies "shut up BRICK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no offence to anyone!!!!!

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