I want to fart on my wife but want it to be extra special. Does anyone have a special recipe i can eat that will makem extra special? I usually go with white beans i find that red beans are more prone to sharting.
Cecesan
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Nah..bean does not do that much...try robo root or gobo root sometimes its called. Its a long straight root. Scrape off the outer layer of the root, slice or julienne it. Its called root but the root is very soft and full of fiber. You slice or cut thinly in sticks like 2" length. Fry with julienne beef, soy sauce, oyster sauce and a little sugar for taste. Believe me you can poot the whole night and next day too. Not small short poot I mean explosive poot and guess what it does not smell. You make alot of sound to irritate your wife at least it does not smell and be cruel to your wife.
Anonymous
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How lovely and romantic, not to mention classy. Your poor wife. Nice way to show how much you love her. I'm sure she'll remember it always. Give asparagas a try.
Emma B
Boiled eggs, baked beans, kim chi and brussels sprouts. She will never speak to you again.
Gregory
Broccoli, Green leafy vegetables,and black beans
try Black beans and rice