how to not get caught being drunk?

so im going to drink with my friends today, ive gotten drunk before but i slept over my friends house after but i have to come home tonight, how do i not get caught? thanks

ENG-MAFIA-GURL2012-07-31T07:18:50Z

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anon2012-07-31T14:04:03Z

Caught by who? Your parents? The police? Teddy Roosevelt?

Throw coffee all over yourself to get rid of the stench, and I'd probably get out of the vomit soaked shirt.