How do I tell a girl what a sexual tyrannosaurus I am while being a gentleman about it?

I like this girl and we are facebook friends. I need an idea for a status I could put up that would let her know how great I am at sex but without it sounding like I am bragging or trying to get attention.

The Loner2013-01-17T11:22:07Z

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The fact that you thought up the phrase "sexual tyrannosaurus" and want to display you are one means that your head is either full of air or sh!t

?2013-01-17T19:21:35Z

Best advice - don't.
Seriously what's the best case scenario? You get with her and she thinks you're great in the sack - result. However, if you do all the bragging and then the girl doesn't think you're all that then you look like a tool.

?2013-01-17T19:21:55Z

Agreed ^.^
you are a freak, who says things like that?!
No wonder you have to tell her by posting a facebook post?! Are you 5 years old?! Come on now.
You dont need to tell a girl how great you are at sex, just have sex with her and she will know. jeez.

?2013-01-17T19:19:03Z

If you have to call yourself a "sexual tyrannosaurus," you're not.

Aisling Torres X2013-01-17T19:22:37Z

you dont tell her... you show her