Cute ways to ask out a Belgian girl?

i recently broke my hand but i wanna ask her out.

any ideas?

Chanks :D

screaming_through_insanity2013-03-03T15:28:20Z

Favorite Answer

Try asking her out in French.

If she's Flemish, she'll probably be very insulted, but you've got a 50% chance to impress her.

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Doc2013-03-03T23:33:55Z

tell her one simple line.


I would drag my balls through 296 miles of erupted mount Pompeii lava while being pulled from my cock-ring by a pack of 27 male roid-raged leopards chasing a cart of deer filet mignons sprinkled with female deer juices, while riding the dry shaft of a Bangalore elephant with syphilis, just to lick the trash can where her umbilical cord was thrown, all to just go out with you.

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Anonymous2013-03-03T23:29:17Z

make her some Belgian waffles

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Celine2013-03-03T23:29:03Z

"I broke my hand for you ... now I have to rape you. Ok? It's a date then."

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