Cute ways to ask out a Belgian girl?

Try asking her out in French.

If she's Flemish, she'll probably be very insulted, but you've got a 50% chance to impress her.

tell her one simple line.

I would drag my balls through 296 miles of erupted mount Pompeii lava while being pulled from my cock-ring by a pack of 27 male roid-raged leopards chasing a cart of deer filet mignons sprinkled with female deer juices, while riding the dry shaft of a Bangalore elephant with syphilis, just to lick the trash can where her umbilical cord was thrown, all to just go out with you.

make her some Belgian waffles

"I broke my hand for you ... now I have to rape you. Ok? It's a date then."