Are peanuts an ideal snack?
Eatin’ Peanuts in the Afternoon
By Warren Domke
A bag of peanuts, shells and all
A meal? A snack? Either, your call
Crack ‘em, peel ‘em, Eat the nut
Some won’t crack, so I’ll try to cut
Crack ‘em, peel ‘em, shells discard
Keep the shells aside, if it’s not too hard
Gets a little messy, but that’s the price
Sweep shells up, keep things clean and nice
Sure taste good, but it’s too much work
Don’t leave a mess, or your spouse you’ll irk
Crack ‘em, shell ‘em, sweep ‘em away
A pleasant snack this time of the day
Peanuts are good, peanuts are nice
Buy a bag in their shells for a reasonable price
But I stop to ponder—is this where it’s at?
With all this work, can peanuts make you fat?
Great answers! This was written for fun. I hope reading it is fun. And I like answers that are fun!