How do you know you're not in a horror movie?

?2013-06-24T10:28:08Z

Because my life is too scary to be a horror movie.

moesmithbobwilliamted2016-09-04T22:51:40Z

Because when I run and trip it's because I fogot to tie my shoe, not because the writers needed an easy way to kill me off quickly.

Anonymous2013-06-26T02:57:08Z

Because I'm able to sit comfortably at my laptop and answer you right now.

gemini2013-06-24T12:10:00Z

Because as a blonde I would have already been murdered by now :P

Dice2013-06-24T10:29:11Z

because its too busy being a tragedy and a drama.


I hate this

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