What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

Anonymous2013-06-28T05:19:59Z

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He's willing to throw those who don't love him into a place of eternal torture...

What wouldn't Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

Anonymous2013-06-28T12:27:20Z

Torture people for eternity.

Anonymous2013-06-28T12:19:05Z

He would change water into wine for a wedding!

...and other parlor tricks, instead of actually doing something useful like advising the people that the gladiator games, and slavery are immoral -- something he never did.